Inner Monologue of Bandit the Panda

Bandit, the rascally baby panda born to Mei Xiang and Tian Tian at the National Zoo in Washington, DC, gives interested readers the inside track on his world.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

What will I grow up to be?

Sometimes when I'm pumping titanium (which is cool, because it's more futuristic than pumping iron), I imagine what I'm going to be when I grow up. I used to think I'd be a doctor, or an astronaut, but I think it's pretty obvious to anyone with a brain, that I'm not meant for that kind of life.

I mean, look at me. I need to be employed in a line of work that equals awesome hotness, AND badass.

So I'm thinking Batpanda would be a pretty reasonable choice.

Imagine Mom's face when I show up in my kickass Batpanda suit--she could honk all she likes but I'd just be like "whatever, mortal, I gotta go kick me some tail."

That would rock more than anything has ever rocked before.

Go me.


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